Are you an archery addict?

 While talking with a friend about hunting and shooting 3-D, I became aware of something. I am an archery addict! I never knew this about myself until then and I thought that some other people might have my same problem without realizing it. I’ve made a list of warning signs that may help you tell if you are an addict or not. I would like for you to let me know if you can think of any other warning signs by emailing them to me at archery@azod.com.

  1. Have you ever made your wife ride in the back of the truck so your bow could ride in the front seat?
  2. Do you spend more money on your bow than your wife each year?
  3. You can remember the dates you shot every deer you ever took, but forget your anniversary every year.
  4. You lie to your wife and tell her you were at the bar instead of at the archery range again.
  5. If you refer to camouflage as a color.
  6. Have you ever painted your truck the color camouflage, then lost it in the woods?
  7. Did you go on a hunting trip for your honeymoon?
  8. Do you carry a $10,000 quad in the back of a $2,000 truck?
  9. Have you ever shot an animal while sitting on the toilet?
  10. Does your vacation itinerary include hunt numbers?                                   These are just ten ways I could think of to know if you are addicted to hunting. I’m sure you know of many more, please send them in so we may help others. Thanks, John Samsill Archery Editor AZOD