Fluffy, The Saga Continues…

(Editors. Note) When we posted the National Audubon Society piece about ticketing pet owners for poaching we got some reaction. AZOD tries to stay out of politics whenever possible however this is too much fun! Are there any Audubon members out there who would care to comment?

Linda and R.L.,

My hat is off to both of for your responsible actions to insure that our wildlife population is not being preyed upon by unauthorized predators.  We must all work together to protect those wild animals that have become endangered by the irresponsible actions of a few pet owners.  I too, wish to turn in an unauthorized predator and hope that you can tell me how to go about it.  It’s not one of the more common types though but just as much a monster as any (just ask anyone in the neighborhood) “home grown” dog or cat.

Besides, his Grandmother says that she is willing to make a sizable donation to the Audubon Society if they have the courage to accept him.   It is our hope that exposure to such a forward thinking organization as the Audubon society will benefit all involved.  They (The Audubon Society) will learn to tear their hair out and we, the neighbors, will find our mailboxes free of live lizards.

Thank you for your help.

Yours truly,

Tom Kampert

Surprise, Ariz.

Dear Mr. President

I understand that if the National Audubon Society has their way it may become illegal for me to go out and do what’s natural for me, catch a bird.

My concern is that I only have three legs and one of those does not work well. Now don’t get me wrong sir, I still get around real good.  But if I can be charged with poaching a game bird as if I was a human then I think should qualify for the American Disabilities act.

Can you direct me to them so that I may write them a letter, so that I may have a ramp put on my litter box, and since I depend on my owner who also may be charged, can I get a handicap license plate for his car?

Thank you

Fluffy (The Cat that can still catch a bird)